Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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