the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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