so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
i out mim tonsoeep
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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