Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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