Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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