I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
its liver damage thursday
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