how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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