spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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