they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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