Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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