Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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