You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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