Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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