i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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