the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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