How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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