i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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