Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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