Just fell off a train. Bad.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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