i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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