Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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