so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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