just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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