The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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