I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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