She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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