while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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