he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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