Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
