I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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