if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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