It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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