umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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