Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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