Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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