but the lizard people decide everything anyway
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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