Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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