I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I am available for nakedness
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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