You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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