DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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