I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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