Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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