i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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