I can tuck mytits in my pants
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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