Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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