i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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