Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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