its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
how does that bad decision feel?
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