i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
you will always have a special place in my vag
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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