Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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