So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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